Actual FRIENDS W/Benefits
So here's the deal... I am looking for someone I can actually be friends with and also have sex with...

This entails:
Accompanying me to haunted houses in October when my friends bitch out because they are scared.
Hanging out some week nights to watch some ridiculous show we both like.
Going to the movies, but only if you can follow the movie rules, and you understand the value of popcorn for the experience, otherwise you can join the long line of my other friends I don't go to movies with.
Having beers together at a bar.
Drinking coffee while walking through a park.
Talking about the other people we are actually interested in dating while we do whatever weird shit this is.

This does not entail:
Meeting parents. Not necessary, unless your parents know all your friends, which is kind of weird to be honest, but we can work with it eh?
Keeping things at each other's houses.
Spending every day together. Spending every night together (I have dogs, I can assure you that they are JUST the right company to have for some of the trashy TV I watch, that you will never truly understand).
Talking every single day for that matter.

Sexually this entails:
We get together like... At least 2 times a week and bang like we're gonna die the next day.
No one else we know finds out that we're doing the sex, it's Tulsa, trust me, we have mutual friends.
A bit of kink, but nothing super outrageous, we all have our things but let's be real, ours need to mesh.

Sexually this does not entail:
Anal.
Group sex.
Acting like we don't know each other when we inevitably run in to each other somewhere, because TULSA IS SMALL PEOPLE.

What kind of things I like in a man (Please understand that if you do not follow these criteria, I am not super interested in pursuing this type of relationship with you, I am sure you are lovely person, I am sure you have a lot to offer, but part of this is finding someone I have an attraction to on a shallower level than the friendship implies, so these things are actually important to me):
Height (I'm taller than the average woman, I'm actually taller than the average man, I prefer men who are at LEAST 5'11)
Similar age range (24-40)
No spouse/significant other
Intelligence
Sense of humor
Interests in things I am not interested in
Good grooming
City like mentality with a dash of country living thrown in, but not any serious interest in like... camping, or at least trying to make me go camping
Likes good drinks and maybe some herbal remedies to relax after a long week


Things I'm not super into when it comes to men (If these apply to you, I'm sorry, we just probably aren't going to click, I wish you all the best!):
Big bushy beards that could hide a puppy, shave your face man!
Animal haters
Country/ghetto/trash attitudes towards life
Bad grammar and spelling
No sense of adventure
Men who think that Ant Man deserved a movie before Wonder Woman

Okay, so if you got this far, and you think we could get along, shoot me a message. Maybe 5 years from now you'll be traveling to where ever I will be living (Oh yes, I am moving in 6 months, so this is a short term arrangement for regular sex) and we'll meet up in a pub and have insane reunion sex in the bathroom before we wander back out to finish our drinks. Why not give it a shot eh? If you have a picture (of your face, not your penis) please feel free to send it. I would be happy to send one of myself as well. Also, tell me a bit about yourself when you message me! I want to know why you think we would click, and what exactly you're looking for. Also, just so you know I'm real, we've had some overcast/rainy weather in Tulsa recently. Let me know you're real by telling me who your favorite super hero is (No, mine is not Wonder Woman).