100 reasons you should date me 32yr
and now, the 100 reasons that you should want to date me... 1. I'm cute 2. I'm single 3. I like dirty jokes 4. My dogs will tell you that I am the greatest human on Earth 5. I don't have roommates 6. I have a college education 7. I don't need to rub the college education in your face. 8. I'm just an all around good person 9. I am freakishly strong for a girl 10. I am who I am, and I like me. 11. If I laugh really hard - I snort a little. 12. Never married 13. I like people for who they are, not what they have. 14. I have cute toes. 15. I like it when you go out and have fun with the guys. 16. I'd give you a wad of singles for the stripper in front of the guys before you go to a friend's bachelor party. 17. I would think of your needs before mine 18. I am honest. Sometimes brutally. 19. I'm smart 20. I still have my old cheerleading uniform 21. I like to garden 22. I don't want to talk about "feelings" all the time. 23. I'm spontaneous 24. I swallow 25. I'm old-fashioned and a moderate liberal: all at the same time. 26. I make Dolly look like she's sporting an "A Cup" 27. I don't want to change you 28. Your Mom will love me, your ex might not. 29. I have a filthy mind 30. I want to make you laugh 31. I never sing in the shower 32. I don't cheat, even in Monopoly 33. I'm a Scorpio, and ALL that implies 34. I'm sarcastic 35. I'm silly 36. I'm genuine and down to earth 37. I could be your best friend 38. I don't care if you have children 39. I'm a homebody 40. I've never been arrested 41. I have a full set of my "Original Teeth" 42. Because of that saying about "a Lady in the Front Room and a Broad in the Bedroom" 43. I love Campfires 44. I hate S'mores 45. I like your friends 46. Your Friends will like me 47. You like "Curvy" 48. I'll bring you a beer when you're watching the game, just because. 49. I like all music but Rap. 50. I'll keep your secrets if you keep mine 51. I don't care about your ex, and why you split. 52. I'm not jealous 53. I'm an optimist 54. I don't have a mustache 55. Or a hairy chest 56. I can cook 57. With me, nice guys don't finish last 58. I can read really fast 59. I'm not super clingy 60. I am fun and outgoing 61. I give a mean massage 62. I won't make you kill spiders for me 63. I'm not rich now, but once my parents die: 64. I'll laugh at you: I mean with you 65. I'm glad that you have a hobby, and that I don't have to be part of it. 66. I listen 67. I'll back your play 68. I'll always cheer you on 69. I can change the oil in my car 70. Children and small animals like me 71. I will do just about anything for my friends 72. Why the hell not? 73. I hate Celine Dion, and all that she stands for 74. It doesn't take me 2 hours to get ready 75. It's okay if you forget to put the seat down occasionally 76. I can play guitar 77. You can be yourself around me, and vice-versa 78. I enjoy the little things in life 79. I am the girl next door 80. I like concerts and movies 81. I'm can speak a little Gaelic 82. I'll come pick you up at 3AM if you need a designated driver - & not hold it against you later 83. You'll never find a better girl 84. I like BBQ's, and good friends on a summer evening 85. I'm a Guinness and Jameson kind of girl 86. I work hard 87. I play just as hard 88. I've known how to drive a stick shift since I was 6 89. I'll let you cop a feel when everyone's over at Christmas 90. You want to hear your Dad say "that one's a keeper, Son" 91. I like nice things, but am in no way materialistic 92. I don't mind getting dirty sometimes 93. I'll let you win an argument now and then 94. I'll never ask you to get tampons at the store 95. I am just as comfortable outside in jeans, as in a suit or cocktail attire. 96. I once had a crush on Ricky Schroeder 97. Followed by one on Zack Morris 98. You know you want to 99. I have pretty brown eyes 100. Because after reading all 100 reasons, you are still intrigued. If you are still interested, please send a picture and tell me about yourself. I am looking for dating that leads to a relationship. If you are married, or otherwise spoken for, I am sorry but you just aren't for me. Thanks! Looking forward to your reply!